GOT WISDOM?

471. A TRUE FRIEND IS LIKE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER. DIFFICULT TO FIND, LUCKY TO HAVE.

470. LIFE IS PAIN: WE'VE GOT TO SCRAPE THE JOY FROM IT EVERY CHANCE WE GET.

469. STALKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE IS NOT ENDEARING AND WILL NOT GET YOU LAID.

468. THE FACT THAT I AM GETTING GUM DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE ENTITLED TO A PIECE.

467. CALL HER.

466. THE PERSON WHO SAID "BRB" TO YOU ON MSN/AIM A HALF AN HOUR AGO WILL NOT "BRB".

THEY ALSO DIDN’T LOL. THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU.

465. ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND BEN GIBBARD WILL NOT HAVE A THREE-WAY WITH YOU AND PROBABLY AREN'T FLATTERED BY YOU WANTING ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Something we’re thankful for

Something we’re thankful for

464. JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DECIDED TO START BRAIDING THEIR BANGS TO THE SIDE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO IT ON YOUTUBE AND WEAR YOURS LIKE THAT EVERY DAY TOO.

463. EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR, WHETHER THEY REALIZE IT OR NOT

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