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317. DON'T ACCEPT RIDES FROM STRANGE MEN*
*Remember that all men are strange.
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316. SOMETIMES THE QUESTIONS ARE COMPLICATED AND THE ANSWERS ARE SIMPLE.
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315. WHEN YOU SAY "MY BAD" IT ISN'T "MY BAD" WHEN SOMEONE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE.
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314. DON'T STOP BELIEVING, HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING.
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313. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, MOTHERS DO NOT KNOW EVERYTHING. THEY DO, HOWEVER, KNOW HOW TO LIE AND USE GOOGLE.
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312. NO, OASIS, SALLY SO CANNOT WAIT. SALLY IS AN IMPATIENT BITCH.
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311. NO "CUTIE" WANTS TO GO FOR A RIDE IN YOUR DEATH CAB.
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310. THAT BOY/GIRL IS NOT PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. THEY ARE PICKING ON YOU BECAUSE THEY DISLIKE YOU.
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