GOT WISDOM?

901. DON’T DATE SOMEONE YOU CAN’T SEE YOURSELF MARRYING.

900. IF YOU GOT A HAIRCUT AND NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING THAT MEANS YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.

899. EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE ALREADY BROKEN YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION, THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CAN’T START OVER AND WORK AT YOUR OWN PACE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.

DON’T WAIT UNTIL 2014 TO IMPROVE.

897. CLASS NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE.

896. YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. YOU NEED TO EXERCISE TO LOSE WEIGHT. YOU NEED TO MOVE TO EXERCISE. YOU NEED TO EAT TO MOVE. YOU NEED TO EAT TO LOSE WEIGHT.

895. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULDN’T FAIL? DO THAT.

894. DON’T LET YOUR ONLY ASSET BE YOUR ASS.

893. AT ONE POINT, ALL OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS WERE STRANGERS. TALK TO STRANGERS.

892. WORK OUT IN REAL LIFE, NOT JUST IN THE SIMS.

891. IF SOMETHING DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT, IT PROBABLY ISN’T.