GOT WISDOM?

520. THAT SONG WAS NOT WRITTEN ABOUT...

Dec 10th

519. PAY YOUR BILLS ON TIME. UNLESS YOU...

Dec 10th

518. YOU ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS.

Dec 9th

517. BILL GATES IS GHENGIS KHAN WITH A...

Dec 9th

516. IF I AM NOT YOUR "SON," DO NOT...

Dec 9th

515. LAUGHTER ISN'T THE BEST MEDICINE...

Dec 9th

514. IF THAT ONE SENTENCE REALLY WAS THE...

Dec 9th

513. GOOGLE WAVE IS NOT A NEW DANCE.

Dec 9th

513. SETTING YOUR ALARM CLOCK TO GO OFF...

Dec 9th

512. MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND IS NOT TO...

Dec 9th

511. HERMIONE GRANGER IS A FICTIONAL...

Dec 9th

510. INSOMNIA ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.

Dec 9th

509. YOUR LIFE IS NOT OVER IF SOMEONE...

Dec 9th

508. THERE IS A REASON PEOPLE DO NOT...

Dec 9th

507. YOU WENT THROUGH THE MAJORITY OF...

Dec 9th

506. A THESAURUS IS NOT A NEWLY...

Dec 9th

506. MYSPACE USERS: YOU ARE NOT AN...

Dec 9th

505. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO USE...

Dec 9th

504. RUDELY PROVING SOMEBODY'S POINT TO...

Dec 9th

503. THE SECRET TO SOUNDING INTELLIGENT:...

Dec 9th

502. DO NOT FEEL FLATTERED IF SOMEONE...

Dec 9th

501. IF YOUR SCENT CONTINUES TO LINGER...

Dec 9th

500. WASHING YOUR HAIR AND THEN PUTTING...

Dec 9th

499. SCANDALOUS WOMEN FROM AGES 16-29:...

Dec 9th

498. IF IT REALLY WAS "NEVER TOO LATE,"...

Dec 9th

497. WITHOUT THE BAD MOMENTS, NOBODY...

Dec 8th

496. JUST BECAUSE ALGAE SETTLES DOESN'T...

Dec 6th

495. IF YOU HAVE A PULSE, YOU HAVE A...

Dec 5th

494. YOU CAN'T SPELL FAMILIES WITHOUT...

Dec 5th

493. DO NOT TELL SOMEONE TO KISS YOUR...

Dec 4th

492. PUTTING SUNGLASSES ON THE BACK OF...

Dec 4th

491. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DRAGON...

Dec 4th

490. MAKING YOUR DISPLAY PICTURE A PHOTO...

Dec 4th

489. LIFE IS A LOT LESS DIFFICULT THAN...

Dec 4th

488. BARNEY NEVER LOVED YOU, NOR ME, AND...

Dec 4th

487. CASH CASH: THERE IS NOT A PARTY IN...

Dec 4th

486. PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.

IN FACT, MOST OF YOU READING THIS ARE MISTAKES.

Dec 4th

485. FICTION = NOT TRUE, NON-FICTION =...

Dec 4th

485. EVERYTHING IS "IN REAL LIFE". NO,...

Dec 4th

484. "FYI" IT IS NOT COOL TO TALK IN...

Dec 4th

483. "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" IS THE...

Dec 4th

482. WORKING OUT FOR FIVE MINUTES DOES...

Dec 4th

481. GO TO CLASS OR YOU'RE AN ASS.

Dec 3rd

480. IF THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS...

Dec 2nd

479. "YOU CAN DO IT"

Dec 2nd

478. SOMETIMES YOU AREN'T WHAT SOMEONE...

Dec 2nd

477. YOU DID NOT DO THAT LIKE "YEAH". IF...

Dec 1st