December 2009
93 posts
476. DON'T FALL OVER, IT GETS YOU DOWN.
475. ALL WOMEN AND HOMOSEXUAL MEN WHO ARE NOT...
474. PRE-TEEN GIRLS: YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN HAD...
November 2009
280 posts
473. NEVER TRUST A MAN WEARING A TUNIC.
472. BECAUSE YOU CAN, THAT'S WHY.
471. A TRUE FRIEND IS LIKE A FOUR LEAF CLOVER....
470. LIFE IS PAIN: WE'VE GOT TO SCRAPE THE JOY...
469. STALKING THE PERSON YOU LIKE IS NOT ENDEARING...
468. THE FACT THAT I AM GETTING GUM DOES NOT MEAN...
467. CALL HER.
466. THE PERSON WHO SAID "BRB" TO YOU ON MSN/AIM A...
THEY ALSO DIDN’T LOL. THEY DO NOT LIKE YOU.
465. ZOOEY DESCHANEL AND BEN GIBBARD WILL NOT HAVE...
464. JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DECIDED TO...
463. EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR,...
462. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO BRING THEM SCOTCH, DO...
461. CHILDHOOD OBESITY = UP - PAEDOPHILIA = DOWN
460. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE AND THEY DON'T ANSWER BUT...
459. THE GHOST OF RICK JAMES IS NOT ACTUALLY GOING...
… BITCH.
458. DUCT TAPE = COMMON HOUSEHOLD ITEM, DUCK TAPE...
457. 411 WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANDY SAMBERG'S PHONE...
456. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUCK DICK TO SUCCEED.
455. FRANKIE SAID TO RELAX IN 1983, IT IS FINE IF...
FRANKIE WAS A ONE HIT WONDER ANYWAYS, CLEARLY RELAXING DIDN’T WORK OUT FOR HIM SO WELL.
454. ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE PRISON...
453. YOU ARE NOT "TUFF": TOUGH PEOPLE AREN'T...
452. DO NOT BEFRIEND BOYS/GIRLS WITH SIGNIFICANT...
451. YOU CANNOT GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME WITHOUT...
450. FIFTY CENT WASN'T ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT...
449. THOSE STUPID FLASHING CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON...
448. TALKING TO YOUR CHILD LIKE AN IDIOT IS PRETTY...
447. THAT BUTTERFLY TATTOO ON HER LOWER BACK WILL...
446. POURING A GALLON OF PERFUME/COLOGNE ON...
445. THE PERSON WHO "LIKED" YOUR PHOTO ON FACEBOOK...
444. GIVING YOUR GRANDPARENT A SURPRISE 80TH...
443. DATING A BLIND CHICK IS LIKE WALKING AROUND...
442. CHOOSING BETWEEN DIET PEPSI AND DIET COKE IS...
441. PEOPLE CHANGE. HOWEVER, YOUR EX DID NOT...
440. WE KNOW YOU AREN'T "FINE", STOP SAYING THAT...
439. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO GET OUT AND SEE THE...
438. NOBODY LIKES PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE...
437. IF WE WANTED TO SEE A MILLION POSTS FROM THE...
436. FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS:...
435. IT IS NOT CUTE WHEN YOU SIGN E-MAILS OR END...
434. YOU CANNOT PUT LIFE ON HOLD. YES, EVEN IF YOU...
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, CLICK?
433. YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO BE WITH YOUR TUMBLR...
ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NUMBER ONE IS FML, I MEAN FUCK, THAT ISN’T EVEN A DISTINCT PERSON. HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE MEANT TO BE WITH HUNDREDS OF ANONYMOUS PEOPLE? GIVE IT UP.
432. YOU DO NOT "WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG". READ...
431. BE AWARE THAT DRUG DEALERS ARE NOT NORMALLY...
430. HER MILKSHAKE DID NOT BRING ALL THE BOYS TO...
“A house is only as cool as its bathroom.”
– Chrissie White.
429. THE NURSE DOES NOT APPRECIATE YOU CRYING LIKE...
