January 2010
44 posts
566. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR NEW YEARS...
565. MAN UP.
December 2009
93 posts
564. YOU GOT THAT RING ON, IT WILL COME OFF. STOP...
563. TELLING YOUR CHILDREN TO PUT THEIR TEETH...
562. EVEN IF YOU HAVE 999,999,999 PROBLEMS, A...
561. BE "INSPIRING AND REAL."
560. GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME, BETTER THINGS ARE...
559. THAT HOT BLONDE YOU'RE STALKING WILL LOSE ALL...
558. TRY TO SEE HOW SPECIAL SOMEONE AS SOON AS...
557. TRIANGLES ARE THE STRONGEST ARCHETECTURAL...
556. JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES THE SAME BIZZARO CRAP...
555. LIVE WITH NO GUILTY PLEASURES; DANCE IN YOUR...
554. YOU SHOULDN'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ONE...
553. YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE.
552. NOBODY WANTS TO EAT YOUR GODDAMN RANCID...
551. 18 HOLES WEREN'T EVEN ENOUGH FOR TIGER WOODS.
550. YOUR FATHER ATE THOSE COOKIES, NOT SANTA. I...
549. THERE REALLY WASN'T THAT MUCH THOUGHT PUT...
548. BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, BUT IF YOU WEAR THE...
547. YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CAT URINE AND I KNOW...
546. DEAR JUSTIN BEIBER: IMA TELL YOU ONE TIME,...
545. FUNDAMENTALS ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF FUN.
544. DRUNK PEOPLE WILL NOT HESITATE TO RUN OFF...
543. TIGER WOODS' FAVOURITE SEASONAL CAROL IS "I'M...
542. WE KNOW YOUR BOSS IS AN IDIOT AND YOUR JOB IS...
541. NEVER LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.
540. IF YOU'RE NOT WASTED, THE DAY IS.
539. THE ISLE OF LESBOS IS NOT AN ISLAND STRICTLY...
538. YES, THAT DRESS IS ON SALE, BUT AFTER THE...
537. THEY ARE NOT CALLING YOU CAMELTOE BECAUSE YOU...
536. TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS: THEY ARE TIGHTS.
535. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO "PLAY IT COOL" AROUND...
534. YOU ARE NOT ON A BOAT, YOU ARE IN A FORD...
533. NOBODY SAID YOU HAD TO FOLLOW US.
532. YOU ARE NOT BEING PUNK'D.
531. EVERCLEAR WILL NOT ACTUALLY BUY YOU A GARDEN,...
530. EVEN THOUGH SOME GIRL REBLOGGED THIS WITH...
529. RAPE WHISTLES WILL NOT HELP YOU WHEN THERE IS...
528. STOP PRETENDING CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE...
527. STOP HEARTING NEW YORK AND GO HEART SOMETHING...
526. TRIX CEREAL IS IN NO WAY HEALTHY FOR A RABBIT...
525. YOU DON'T NEED A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND. IT...
524. YOUR DREAMS REALLY ARE TRYING TO TELL YOU...
AND NO, THEY AREN’T TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SUDDENLY GAIN THE ABILITY TO FLY, DON’T JUMP OFF OF THAT CLIFF.
523. SOMETIMES IT ISN'T ENOUGH JUST TO WANT...
522. IF YOU REALLY LOVE THEM, DON'T LET THEM GO.
521. MAKE ADJUSTMENTS, GO GET IT ENERGIZED!
520. THAT SONG WAS NOT WRITTEN ABOUT YOU.
519. PAY YOUR BILLS ON TIME. UNLESS YOU ENJOY...
518. YOU ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS.
517. BILL GATES IS GHENGIS KHAN WITH A PROGRAMMING...
