February 2009
181 posts
170. DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!
169. HERE'S SOME WISDOM, GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE...
Every fight's a food fight when you're a cannibal
(via stakkida)
168. PEELING THE LABEL OFF OF YOUR WATER BOTTLE...
“If for one minute you think you’re better than a sixteen year old girl in a...”
– Gerard Way
167. HARRY POTTER IS A BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
Someone loves you exactly how you are: pretty...
(via havent-got-a-prayer)
166. SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHEN TO STOP
165. DO NOT PRIVATE CHAT WITH STRANGERS ON...
164. DUDE, CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS. YOUR NEIGHBOR SAW...
“Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.”
– Mr. Miyagi
163. NEVER TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS...UNLESS...
162. NO, YOUR BIRTHDAY ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, THERE...
161. EVERY SO OFTEN YOU SHOULD USE UP ONE OF YOUR...
160. STOP HAVING SET "QUALIFICATIONS" FOR A...
159. IF YOU CAN IMAGINE IT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT. IF...
158. SCIENCE FLIES YOU TO THE MOON. RELIGION FLIES...
IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN SOMEONE REBLOGS YOUR SHIT THEN...
(via bitchville)
157. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE ON A SATURDAY BEFORE...
155. WE SURE SAY FUCK A LOT
156. DON'T SPEND VALENTINES DAY ALONE ON YOUR BED...
154. TRUE LOVE WILL COME, IT FUCKING TRACKS YOU...
153. DEAR THE KILLERS, TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION:...
152. VALENTINE'S DAY IS BULLSHIT. YOU SHOULD SHOW...
151. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOVE YOURSELF TO FALL IN...
150. WHISPERING SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE PROBABLY...
149. DO NOT COPY OTHER PEOPLE. IT PISSES THEM OFF...
148. MOTHERS: JUST BECAUSE YOUR "SUPER HIP"...
147. DON'T SAY "HAVE FUN" TO A GUY ABOUT TO GO IN...
146. IN COLLEGE YOU CAN GET DRUNK AND CRUNK BUT...
145. ATTENTION ALL 12-14 YEAR OLD GIRLS: THE JONAS...
144. JUST SAY WHAT YOU FEEL
143. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
142. A SYNONYM IS A WORD YOU USE WHEN YOU CAN'T...
141. LEARN HOW TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF. IT'S...
140. SING YOUR HEART OUT, IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL....
139. THE GRAMMYS IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD
138. JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE IN YOUR CAR DOESN'T MEAN...
137. DO NOT KISS PEOPLE IN MASCOT COSTUMES AT...
136. YOU'RE = YOU ARE. YOUR = SOMETHING BELONGING...
135. DON'T EVER THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN SOMEONE...
134. KLEENEX IS A BRAND, THEY ARE CALLED TISSUES.
133. THERE'S NO WORSE FEELING THAN BEING IGNORED...
132. SLEEPING YOUR DAYS AWAY ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE...
131. TAKE YOUR TIME, YOU'VE GOT PLENTY OF IT
