January 2010
44 posts
608. HUMANITY IS AN OCEAN; IF A FEW DROPS OF THE...
607. IF YOU ARE THAT EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR E-MAIL...
606. EVERYBODY FUCKS SHIT UP EVERY ONCE IN A...
605. TUMBLARITY SUCKS BALLS
604. WE ALL KNOW YOU SECRETLY CRY INSIDE WHEN YOU...
603. FORGIVE THEM, EVEN IF THEY ARE NOT SORRY
602. EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS "IN THE LAST PLACE YOU...
601. UPDATING YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS WITH WHAT YOU...
600. SELF-DEPRECATION IS MASTURBATION
599. AS BAD AS LOSING FAITH IN HUMANITY SEEMS,...
598. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, YOU'RE NOT...
597. NOBODY WANTS TO TUMBLRASK YOU THINGS AND EVEN...
596. WE DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT: YOU'RE...
595. THE KNACK OF FLYING IS LEARNING HOW TO THROW...
594. YOU'LL BE LOOKIN' LIKE A FOOL IF YOU'VE GOT...
593. CATCH POKEMON, NOT SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED...
592. IF YOU DON'T TAKE RISKS, SOME DAY YOU'LL END...
591. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU DID FOR A...
591. CANADA MAY NOT HAVE A LARGE ARMY, BUT THEY...
590. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE, YOU...
589. THE SECRET TO CREATIVITY IS KNOWING HOW TO...
588. YOU ARE NOT "BOARD", YOU ARE BORED.
SUGGESTION: USE YOUR FREE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL BASIC WORDS. THIS WAY, WE WONT BE SO REPULSED BY YOUR OBVIOUS LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND MIGHT ACTUALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU SO YOU WONT BE “BOARD”
587. NOT EVERYTHING IS A COMPETITION.
AND IF IT WERE, YOU’D PROBABLY LOSE.
586. THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN 2012.
AND IF WE’RE WRONG, WE’LL ALL BE DEAD ANYWAYS AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
585. YOU ARE NOT IN A DISNEY MOVIE: RANDOM...
584. PARENTS: YOUR CHILDREN DON'T SEEM TO THINK IT...
583. AN OPTIMIST PRIME ALWAYS BEATS A...
582. EVERYONE HATES WHEN YOU WRITE "ALOT" A LOT.
581. THE GRIMACE IS RONALD MCDONALD'S RETARDED...
580. INSTEAD OF POSTING YOUR BRA COLOUR ON...
579. DON'T BRING OTHER PEOPLE INTO ELABORATE LIES...
OTHERWISE SOMEONE WILL BE HAVING AN HOUR LONG CONVERSATION WITH YOUR FATHER ABOUT A DEALERSHIP HE DOES NOT OWN AND YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A JACKASS.
578. YOUR FRIEND ISN'T ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE YOU...
577. JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE HAD IDEAS THAT WERE...
576. IF YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING, DON'T SAY...
575. FORMSPRING IS SO 2009.
574. YOUR FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT RELIGIOUS DO NOT...
573. EVERYONE DEALS WITH THEIR OWN PROBLEMS IN...
572. YOUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEACHERS LIED TO YOU:...
571. AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS SITTING AT THE...
570. IF YOU AREN'T 100% POSITIVE THAT PHOTO IS OF...
569. DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS MOVIE.
568. TRUST EVERYONE, BUT DON'T TRUST THE DEVILS...
567. DON'T DENY YOUR AGGRESSIVE INSTINCTS
