January 2010
44 posts
566. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR NEW YEARS...
565. MAN UP.
December 2009
93 posts
564. YOU GOT THAT RING ON, IT WILL COME OFF. STOP...
563. TELLING YOUR CHILDREN TO PUT THEIR TEETH...
562. EVEN IF YOU HAVE 999,999,999 PROBLEMS, A...
561. BE "INSPIRING AND REAL."
560. GOOD THINGS TAKE TIME, BETTER THINGS ARE...
559. THAT HOT BLONDE YOU'RE STALKING WILL LOSE ALL...
558. TRY TO SEE HOW SPECIAL SOMEONE AS SOON AS...
557. TRIANGLES ARE THE STRONGEST ARCHETECTURAL...
556. JUST BECAUSE SHE LIKES THE SAME BIZZARO CRAP...
555. LIVE WITH NO GUILTY PLEASURES; DANCE IN YOUR...
554. YOU SHOULDN'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ONE...
553. YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE.
552. NOBODY WANTS TO EAT YOUR GODDAMN RANCID...
551. 18 HOLES WEREN'T EVEN ENOUGH FOR TIGER WOODS.
550. YOUR FATHER ATE THOSE COOKIES, NOT SANTA. I...
549. THERE REALLY WASN'T THAT MUCH THOUGHT PUT...
548. BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE, BUT IF YOU WEAR THE...
547. YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE CAT URINE AND I KNOW...
