April 2010
32 posts
719. ಠ_ಠ
718. NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, ASK ANYONE...
I DON’T CARE IF ITS JONAH FUCKING HILL. YOU JUST DON’T DO IT.
717. GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT, BUT...
716. THIS IS EARTH, NOT URANUS; KEEP IT CLEAN.
HAPPY EARTH DAY FROM ALL OF US AT GOTWISDOM.
715. GEORGE BUSH STILL DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK...
714. MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WONT LEAVE YOU...
713. ONLY PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU ARE...
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712. GIVE A MAN A MATCH AND HE WILL BE WARM FOR A...
711. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A LONG, WARM...
710. FORMSPRING IS NOT MEANT FOR FACEBOOK. YOU'D...
709. THINKING ABOUT WHAT FOODS ARE SHAPED LIKE...
708. MELLOWS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MARSHED, NOT...
707. A SUCCESSFUL MAN IS ONE THAT CAN MAKE MORE...
706. IF YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE, BEING A LIAR...
705. CYBER-BULLYING IS LESS EFFECTIVE WITHOUT...
HANG IN THERE KID, THEY’LL BE WORKING AT BURGER KING FOREVER AND YOU’LL “HAVE IT YOUR WAY.”
704. DON'T TAKE THE BLAME FOR THINGS THAT AREN'T...
703. JUST BECAUSE BOOTYLICIOUS IS IN THE...
YOU ARE NOT BEYONCE. UNLESS YOU ARE BEYONCE, IN WHICH CASE CONTINUE DOING WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT.
702. DON'T BE UGLY.
701. JUST BECAUSE THAT "ARTSY" PHOTO OF YOUR...
700. EARMUFFS HAVE BEEN OBSOLETE SINCE BIGASS...
699. IF YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS SO "COMPLICATED" THAT...
698. YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT GIRL YOU MET 5...
Which I assure you, will rapidly decrease the moment you start a discussion with her.
697. THE BACKSTREET BOYS DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE,...
696. IF RICK SPRINGFIELD STILL DOESN'T HAVE...
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695. CATS + LASER POINTERS = ENDLESS FUN.
694. NO MATTER WHAT THERE IS GOING TO BE AT LEAST...
693. FALLING OFF A CLIFF IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE...
AND MOST OF THE TIME MORE ENJOYABLE.
692. DON'T LOOK BACK AND ASK WHY... LOOK FORWARD...
691. EASTER IS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR FAMILIES TO TRY...
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690. ALWAYS BRING A SHANK.
