889. SMARTIES IN THE UNITED STATES? ROCKETS IN CANADA. LEARN THIS AND DON’T EMBARRASS YOURSELF.
888. TELLING SOMEONE YOU’RE UNFOLLOWING THEM IS LIKE SHOWING UP TO A PARTY YOU WEREN’T EVEN INVITED TO AND THEN TELLING EVERYONE YOU’RE LEAVING. NOBODY CARES.
887. SWEDISH BERRIES ARE NOT ACTUALLY BERRIES FROM SWEDEN AND THEY DO NOT COUNT AS A SERVING OF FRUIT FOR YOUR DAILY FOOD INTAKE.
MAYBE GO CHECK OUT A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETING SOMETIME.
886. NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM YOUR DRUG DEALER. UNLESS IT’S ABOUT DRUGS, THEN YOU’RE PROBABLY COOL.
885. IF YOU’RE SAYING “NOTE TO SELF” OUT LOUD TO GET ATTENTION IT’S NOT REALLY A NOTE TO SELF, IT’S A NOTE TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND AN ASSHOLE.
AND FINALLY,
After a ridiculous length of time from the launch of this feature, we are now enabling the “ask” portion of our blog in order to submit wisdom and ask questions.
Hopefully this will make updates less of a chore for us and therefore more frequent.
Fingers crossed,
The Wise Ones
884. DON’T PUT ANY OF YOUR WORK ON THE INTERNET UNTIL IT IS GOOD ENOUGH. WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER REBECCA BLACK.
THOUGH IF YOUR WORK IS MAKING REBECCA BLACK PARODY’S IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER HOW GOOD IT IS, DOES IT.
883. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A METAPHORICAL RAINBOW WHEEL FUCKING UP YOUR LIFE. ALSO, YOUR COMPUTER.
882. “THERE’S NOTHING SADDER THAN ASKING SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU ON FACEBOOK. CHANCES ARE THEY DON’T EVEN LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE”
Daryn Jones
