Words of wisdom brought to you by Kayla Yestal, Sean Lamonby and Chrissie White. GOT WISDOM?Tumblr (3.0; @gotwisdom)http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/520. THAT SONG WAS NOT WRITTEN ABOUT YOU.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/277871695http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/277871695Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:10:32 -0500519. PAY YOUR BILLS ON TIME. UNLESS YOU ENJOY BEING SUFFOCATED BY REACTIVATION AND LATE FEES, IN WHICH CASE DON'T EVEN BOTHER LISTENING TO US.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/277870530http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/277870530Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:09:22 -0500518. YOU ARE NOT YOUR PARENTS.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/276485417http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/276485417Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:38:12 -0500517. BILL GATES IS GHENGIS KHAN WITH A PROGRAMMING DEGREEhttp://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275917873http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275917873Wed, 09 Dec 2009 04:21:29 -0500516. IF I AM NOT YOUR "SON," DO NOT REFER TO ME AS SUCH IN CONVERSATION.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275850558http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275850558Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:47:00 -0500515. LAUGHTER ISN'T THE BEST MEDICINE WHEN YOU HAVE HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION. I'D SUGGEST AN EPI-PEN.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275848660http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275848660Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:45:20 -0500514. IF THAT ONE SENTENCE REALLY WAS THE "STORY OF YOUR LIFE," YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275846709http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275846709Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:42:00 -0500513. GOOGLE WAVE IS NOT A NEW DANCE.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275841653http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275841653Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:36:56 -0500513. SETTING YOUR ALARM CLOCK TO GO OFF EARLIER AND THEN PRESSING THE SNOOZE BUTTON FOR A FEW HOURS ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING AND MAY END UP PUTTING YOU IN A WORSE POSITION THAN BEFORE YOU SET IT BACK.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275837929http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275837929Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:32:49 -0500512. MY MOTHER IS A SAINT AND IS NOT TO BE TAKEN INTO OUR PETTY DISAGREEMENTS.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275829022http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275829022Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:23:17 -0500511. HERMIONE GRANGER IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275827866http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275827866Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:21:56 -0500510. INSOMNIA ISN'T ATTRACTIVE.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275823925http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275823925Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:17:42 -0500509. YOUR LIFE IS NOT OVER IF SOMEONE UNFOLLOWS YOU, THE ONLY FOLLOWER YOU REALLY NEED IS YOUR SHADOW AND THAT ONE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CHOICE. SUCK IT UP.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275822025http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275822025Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:15:00 -0500508. THERE IS A REASON PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE YOU. FIX THAT.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275818824http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275818824Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:12:07 -0500507. YOU WENT THROUGH THE MAJORITY OF YOUR LIFE WITHOUT A CELL PHONE, YOU CAN LAST A FEW HOURS WITHOUT ONE.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275816356http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275816356Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:09:20 -0500506. A THESAURUS IS NOT A NEWLY DISCOVERED DINOSAUR.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275814315http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275814315Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:07:11 -0500506. MYSPACE USERS: YOU ARE NOT AN -INSERT NAME HERE- ASAURUS REX, YOU ARE A HUMAN. DINOSAURS DID NOT USE COMPUTERS, AND EVEN THEY WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO DETERMINE WHAT SPECIES THEY ARE.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275810967http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275810967Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:03:00 -0500505. YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR JUST BECAUSE THE GRAMMAR POLICE DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275806579http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275806579Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:59:11 -0500504. RUDELY PROVING SOMEBODY'S POINT TO BE FALSE DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEEM CLEVER, IT MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE A JACKASS.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275804701http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275804701Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:57:06 -0500503. THE SECRET TO SOUNDING INTELLIGENT: A THESAURUS.http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275802657http://gotwisdom.tumblr.com/post/275802657Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:54:53 -0500