GOT WISDOM?

901. DON'T DATE SOMEONE YOU CAN'T SEE YOURSELF MARRYING.

plasticpines — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 00:47:28 -0500

900. IF YOU GOT A HAIRCUT AND NOBODY HAS SAID ANYTHING THAT MEANS YOU GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.

plasticpines — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:54:26 -0500

899. EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE ALREADY BROKEN YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTION, THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN'T START OVER AND WORK AT YOUR OWN PACE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.

plasticpines — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:43:47 -0500

DON’T WAIT UNTIL 2014 TO IMPROVE.

897. CLASS NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE.

plasticpines — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 13:43:03 -0400

896. YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. YOU NEED TO EXERCISE TO LOSE WEIGHT. YOU NEED TO MOVE TO EXERCISE. YOU NEED TO EAT TO MOVE. YOU NEED TO EAT TO LOSE WEIGHT.

plasticpines — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:45:14 -0400

895. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW THAT YOU COULDN'T FAIL? DO THAT.

plasticpines — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:27:53 -0500

894. DON'T LET YOUR ONLY ASSET BE YOUR ASS.

plasticpines — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:41:17 -0500

893. AT ONE POINT, ALL OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS WERE STRANGERS. TALK TO STRANGERS.

plasticpines — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 23:59:53 -0500

892. WORK OUT IN REAL LIFE, NOT JUST IN THE SIMS.

plasticpines — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:32:57 -0500

891. IF SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT, IT PROBABLY ISN'T.

plasticpines — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:41:21 -0500

890. HAVING MULTIPLE TUMBLRS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA UNTIL YOU CONTINUALLY POST ARROGANT THINGS IN ALL CAPITALS TO YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT.

plasticpines — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:04:50 -0500

889. SMARTIES IN THE UNITED STATES? ROCKETS IN CANADA. LEARN THIS AND DON'T EMBARRASS YOURSELF.

plasticpines — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:03:24 -0500

888. TELLING SOMEONE YOU'RE UNFOLLOWING THEM IS LIKE SHOWING UP TO A PARTY YOU WEREN'T EVEN INVITED TO AND THEN TELLING EVERYONE YOU'RE LEAVING. NOBODY CARES.

plasticpines — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 23:36:41 -0500

887. SWEDISH BERRIES ARE NOT ACTUALLY BERRIES FROM SWEDEN AND THEY DO NOT COUNT AS A SERVING OF FRUIT FOR YOUR DAILY FOOD INTAKE.

plasticpines — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:31:37 -0500

MAYBE GO CHECK OUT A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETING SOMETIME.

886. NEVER TAKE ADVICE FROM YOUR DRUG DEALER. UNLESS IT'S ABOUT DRUGS, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY COOL.

plasticpines — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:25:54 -0500

885. IF YOU'RE SAYING "NOTE TO SELF" OUT LOUD TO GET ATTENTION IT'S NOT REALLY A NOTE TO SELF, IT'S A NOTE TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND AN ASSHOLE.

plasticpines — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 09:40:52 -0500

AND FINALLY,

plasticpines — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:10:27 -0500

After a ridiculous length of time from the launch of this feature, we are now enabling the “ask” portion of our blog in order to submit wisdom and ask questions.

Hopefully this will make updates less of a chore for us and therefore more frequent.

Fingers crossed,

The Wise Ones

884. DON'T PUT ANY OF YOUR WORK ON THE INTERNET UNTIL IT IS GOOD ENOUGH. WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER REBECCA BLACK.

plasticpines — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 09:15:07 -0500

THOUGH IF YOUR WORK IS MAKING REBECCA BLACK PARODY’S IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER HOW GOOD IT IS, DOES IT.

883. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A METAPHORICAL RAINBOW WHEEL FUCKING UP YOUR LIFE. ALSO, YOUR COMPUTER.

plasticpines — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 20:51:09 -0500

882. "THERE'S NOTHING SADDER THAN ASKING SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU ON FACEBOOK. CHANCES ARE THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU IN REAL LIFE"

plasticpines — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:32:43 -0500

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